MOKKA MARKET !!!

"mokka : oru joke sonnaa,sonnavan mattumdhaan sirikkanum...mathavangayellam alanum."

this is my fav....(actually only mine)!!!

people who get frustrated on hearing stupid jokes,ppl who reason everythin they read,pals who search for a logic in tamil cinema....all you guys skip this session....this is for really crazy people.....

MOKKA KADA 1:
wat do u call a monster tat eats only rocks and lives only underground?????

MOKKA KADA 2:
there were two frenz...real close buddies.... one fine day they decided they wud do somethin really crazy(somthin like i published a blog :-)) )...they planned to dig a hole rite through the core of the earth from one pole to another :-O ..... ya, they tried realy hard and they succeeded in digging up the bore.... now each one were in one of the poles...they culd see each other through the bore.....now they tried something very logical....they threw a small rock from one pole and wanted to calculate the time taken for it to reach the other end.....but to their surprise...they found that the rock never reached the other end....they changed ends...still it never worked.......reason out yyyy????

clich here for mokkais ( heart patients,pregnent women and children below the age of ...say.... ten ..quit)